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Humanist Humor
Nov. 30, 2005

The Discovery Institute has announced its public policy agenda for 2006.

In addition to promoting "intelligent design" as an alternative to evolution, the Discovery Institute will be demanding equal time in the science classroom for several other alternatives to scientific theories.

In the place of gravity, the Discovery Institute will advocate for "intelligent falling."

Instead of centrifugal force, "intelligent spinning."

Some folks call it magnetism, but the folks at the Discovery Institute have another "theory" behind why magnets stick to the fridge: "intelligent attraction".

Appignani Bioethics Center